Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.
OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!
just had eggs god they were delish
man i love eggs
im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious
mmm delicious chicken periods
ok
its a fucking egg cell
do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?
seeds
do you know what holds seeds?
fruit.
enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP
sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods
I had four chicken periods today!
I fucking love chicken periods
(via rainbowyuki)
Source: joebspecial
W WHAT THE FCKU
WHATS GOING ON ONMFG
I AM FUCKING SOBBING
oh my fucking god i can’t
(via wettoasters)
Source: ifyoucarryonthisway
Crosses to bend, Axes to fall. Down on your knees you just don’t look so tall.
Source: connuh
Yes, I want to go for a ride. No, I won’t stop whining until you let me lay on your lap. Yes, I will shed all over your black shirt. And get that fucking camera out of my face. (Taken with instagram)
cosmo tip #247
during intercourse, embrace him and softly whisper “are you feeling it mr. krabs?”
(via theporcupinesdilemma)
Source: wallysdick
